This Stupid Life

Because I can't sleep...

2006-11-17T01:05:00.000-05:00

I can’t sleep. So I’m writing some jokes about O.J.’s non-confession confession book.

I hear Mark Furman’s following O.J.’s lead and writing his own “what if” book. It’s called “If I Had Tried to Frame Him, the Motherfucker would have been Convicted.”

I hear that Nicole Brown Simpson is ghost-writing O.J.’s book.

Dick Cheney’s writing his own book too. “IF I did shoot that guy in the face on purpose, what are you going to do about it? Huh? Punk?”

he's also slated to guest star as a socialist crack head on Law & Order

2006-07-21T18:54:00.000-04:00

link:

"CORDOBA, Argentina - A rare guest appearance by Cuban leader
Fidel Castro has turned a routine trade summit into a politically charged gathering of Washington's greatest Latin American foes."

i've never been so jealous...

2006-07-13T17:43:00.000-04:00

of bottle bill:

I've never seen such a crazy look in Bill's eye's...O.K. maybe I have:

I wish I had a set of Albany Insider All-Star Trading Cards! They'd complement my Joe Bruno Bobblehead perfectly:

Bruno's Stats

this cracked me up

2006-07-13T17:40:00.000-04:00

god bless the camera phone:

let's take a closer look:

fortune cookies rarely have such useful knowledge

2006-07-12T18:02:00.000-04:00

"...it's cheaper to pay for sex with crack than cash," she said.

Brunos on a Blog

2006-07-05T12:48:00.000-04:00

This past Friday was the much famed Joseph L. Bruno Bobblehead Night at the Joseph L. Bruno Stadium.

I was there. I was joined by Joe, Conor, Shawn and of course the "other" Joe:

Joe Bruno likes kids:

Joe Bruno also likes America:

Conor likes beer. And looking like a disgruntled Nassau County cop.

Southpaw, the Tri-City Valleycats' mascot, was also there:

But, Southpaw doesn't like it when the Valleycats lose.

Joe Burke saved the day. I was late and he snagged a bobblehead for me before they ran out. He is my personal savior. How do you like them apples, Jesus?!?